The Taste of Words


He opens the door and takes my hand, this poet, and all the poets of years past.

Smithies of words, welding and forging sculptures from symbols, linear and curvaceous.

He gently leads me into the workshop, the wordsmith’s forge of literary delights…

Words surround me.

I taste the words, does everybody taste words?

They have flavours, textures, viscosity.

Some words are spiky and sting, others are mellifluous and enveloping.

Luscious. Rolling round the tongue, filling the mouth with warmth and pleasure.

Some words taste bitter… Their meanings leave a coating on the roof of the mouth, a need to scrub it away.

Then the sweet, sweet taste of a lover’s words, pouring down the throat and spreading ripples of delight.

Velvet chocolate coated words arranged perfectly not just for your ears to hear, but for all your senses to experience.

Salty words, sad sad salty teared words that wash waves of pity, despair and torment up onto the beaches of your heart, sucking you back, down into the dark depths.

Words that form bubbles that pop on your tongue with delight, space dust words zinging around your mouth causing you to laugh out loud at the tickles and fizz.

I gaze around in delight, in awe of this magic kingdom I have been allowed to experience.

I turn to the poet. “What now?” I ask “What do I do now?”

“Take them” he replies “Take the words, play with them, juggle with them, throw them in the air and see where they land…

But don’t forget to love them, savour them….taste them…”






The First Stroke…

Or… The birth of a painting.

Ideas swirl, confusion reigns,

There is something, something trying to emerge.

Mind storm percolates. Patience, patience, it will come,

It will rise to the surface, through the muddy waters,

Ready to be plucked, ready to bloom.

There! Grab it, yes!

It’s in the hand, half formed,

Waiting to be moulded, brought to life.

Its basic essence is laid gently

On a Snow White bed of stretched cotton,

Cold and barely breathing.

The outline deepens, form emerges,

Breath is released, a smile grows.

Hand reaches out,

Selects the tool that will help bring life, and depth, and colour.

Tastes the life giving substance and applies

The First Stroke.

Paintbrush with yellow oil paint on a classical palette




Memoirs of a midlife, menopausal maniac…

…Or the reality of life as a menopausal woman.

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This is the reality, this is The Menopause 101, this is my truth…

For a start, I have come to the conclusion that it is definitely worse than puberty. I used to think they were similar, what with all the bodily changes and aches and pains, and it being entirely hormone driven. But now I realise that they are completely different rides at the fairground – not swings and roundabouts, more like swings and huge, terrifying rollercoaster, in the dark, with scary props and unpredictable twists and turns. Puberty is straight forward compared to menopause, it is, in fact, a straight forward journey going from one place: the sweet, simple innocence of childhood, straight to another: the steamy, tropical jungle of womanhood. All that happens is that hormones make your breasts grow, your periods start, your emotions go crazy and your libido rocket-charged. It all sounds so simple compared to the years of peri-menopause. During puberty the hormones are focused, they are like The Blues Brothers: On a mission from God…with just one goal, one aim – that rhythm and blues concert known as womanhood. In menopause we are saddled with hormones that are drifting into a sad decline of senile dementia. One minute they are perfectly compos mentis, aware of their surroundings, functioning normally. The next, they are in a confused fog of indecision, not knowing where they are, or which direction they should go.

So how does this all translate into real life? Well, every journey is personal. In my journey it means that one week I feel perfectly ‘normal’. I get up, have breakfast without thinking about it, get dressed, without thinking about it, do my chores, relax a bit…basically have a perfectly normal day without thinking about it. I underlined that because it is the key point. On those weeks my hormones are hidden somewhere, everything is balanced nicely, they are asleep affecting neither my body nor my brain. I can tell you now.. those weeks are rare.

Because then my hormones wake up, in the week leading up to my period, or possibly the 10 days leading up to my period, or shall we make that the 4 days leading up to my period? Who knows? Certainly not my body, nor my hormones, so they just go for the whole shebang of PMS for a fortnight, just to be sure. These hormones – the ones I think of as the bad guys, crawl out of their caves like the grumpiest, grizzliest bears. Bears that have woken up to find that it’s still winter, and they’re hungry, and someone shaved off half their fur as they slept – as a joke.

Every and any one these bears meet run the risk of having their heads bitten off, just for being there. These bears make me look at the world through the lens of cynicism, especially, and actually quite specifically, at the role of women in the world. These bears look at how women are compelled to constantly live up to a culture driven definition of attractiveness; to shave hair from their bodies, to push their breasts up and together, to paint their faces and style their hair, to be a certain shape and a certain size. These bears make me SO angry, when I realise that in every TV program I watch, the men wear comfy clothes and the women are forever in high heels, clingy tight clothes and push-up bras, always with full make-up on, even when they wake up in the morning for god’s sake. The bears make me notice these things, they point them out, constantly. They growl loudly in my head, relentlessly, until I realise that it is me growling out loud, protesting the sexism, the injustices, the double standards and the goddamned unfairness of it all.

So my growl becomes a roar…I will not stand for this, I will not perpetuate the imbalance in our culture. I do not need to be enhanced, smoothed, shaped and moulded into an ideal. And so I let my body hair grow, I pack away my make-up, I ditch my bras and determine to wear only clothes that are baggy and comfortable. I feel cross and angry, I feel confrontational and defensive. I make myself promises and resolutions…I am not happy.

My bear hormones also make me worried, and scared. I feel lost, I don’t know who I am, what my role in life is. I worry about my children, what will their future hold? Have I messed it up? I worry about my husband dying a hundred different horrible deaths, I worry about my parents dying and how I would cope. I worry that I’m more concerned with having to deal with sorting out the practical concerns of the aftermath of people’s deaths rather than actually losing them…I worry that I have no heart, no soul.

I worry that my husband looks at me and sees a hairy, fat, wrinkled old woman rather than a happy, hormonally balanced sensual wife. I know he doesn’t, and so I worry that I’m the worst wife ever who doesn’t appreciate the amazing husband she has.

I worry that I am drifting through life, just surviving, with no discernible direction. Just flitting from one fad to another, wasting my one precious, unique life.

I cry, a lot. I get angry, a lot. I despair about the future of humankind. I wonder why everyone seems to be duped into the whole School, Qualifications, Work, Achievements, Money thing. I feel like the little boy who sees the naked Emperor and wonders why everyone else is blind to it.

I look at my hairy legs and I think that they are ugly, no matter how many times I try and convince myself they are natural and beautiful. I remind myself that smooth, female legs are a cultural imposition – I get angry – again.

My period arrives… early, late, on time, it’s anyone’s guess these days. I descend into a week purely immersed in the physical body. Stomach expands, breasts throb, joints ache, womb muscles cramp and contract. Hair gets a life of its own, greasing its way through the days. My skin wants nothing to touch it. Even the softest, loosest clothes seem to scratch and chafe. My breasts decide they want to hunker down and hide in my armpits, the bags under my eyes develop into the blackest, darkest shade of purple, like theatrical greasepaint. The bear turns into a lost, lonely cub that just wants to crawl into a fur lined nest and be fed the comfiest of comfort food…No loud noises please, or sudden movements, my eyes hurt in my head. The irony of desiring to crawl into a safe womb as I shed the linings of my own is never lost on me. I believe that I will be like this forever, that my body will always hurt, that I will always feel the need to be curled up in a ball, wrapped in velvet. Just as I believed the week before that I would forever be angry at the injustices of woman. But that did not last, and neither does this, because my period ends.

I wake up and I realise that I am not crawling, bent and broken. My body does not feel like a pumped up balloon being trampled by a herd of rhinos. I look at my stomach and it looks, not bloated and tender, but soft, rounded and feminine. My breasts do not shout at me angrily that they should be free to hang where they choose; instead they demand to be clothed in lace and lifted up to peer out seductively at the world, to see and be seen. I look in the mirror and, instead of growling that my natural look is beautiful and should be accepted make-up free, as the norm rather than the anomaly. Nope, instead of that, I cheerfully sit down to enjoy the ancient ritual of applying accents and colour, painting my face as an artist paints her canvas. I run a bath and take my time smoothing and stripping my legs of their winter coat, oiling and moisturising. Not to succumb to some culturally defined ideal, but as a connection, a link, to that long lineage of femininity that knows the ancient ways of the wise woman, the secrets of the seductress, the knowing of the female body.

Yep…I’m feeling horny, and it’s a whole different world. I like it – no I LOVE feeling like this. Like a goldfish, I have instantly forgotten what has gone before, I forget the anger and the outrage, I forget the militant feminism and the frustration with our society, I forget the aches, the discomfort, the worries, the fears, the despair. I feel good, I feel strong, I am ovulating and am horny as hell.

My husband, my poor, long-suffering husband, finally gets to have sex…because his wife’s body wants it. This does not seem fair, it seems very one-sided, but this week I don’t realise that, because right now I believe I am cured, that I will always feel like this and that he is the luckiest man alive because he has a woman who wants him now, and again, and maybe even the next night, or two…

I breathe deeply and sleep happily…I wake, I cough, I groan. I look down at my clingy, black slip and ask “why the hell am I wearing this? I’m freezing, where are my soft, comfy pyjamas?” I get up and groan at my throbbing breasts that don’t want to be EVER AGAIN. My husband playfully pats my arse and I bat his hand away in irritation, jesus, can I just have some space here please? My goldfish brain has already moved on, swimming to the sound of my bear hormones laughing diabolically from their caves….

On the bumpy road to Sell…

Or how I made the brave decision to start selling my art…


I love painting, I love drawing, and doodling; creating intricate worlds woven with colour and golden thread. It has taken me many years to wear in my Artist’s Shoes, they have pinched and rubbed for so long, feeling uncomfortable, wrong, somebody else’s shoes, definitely not mine.

But I persevered, I kept trying them on, sneaking them out of the cupboard when the kids were in bed, only to throw them off in tears thinking I was kidding myself, they would never be comfy, they would always look and feel like somebody else’s shoes. I felt like a little girl tottering around in her Mum’s high heels, pretending to be a grown-up.

But there was something compelling about those shoes, those grown-up Artist’s Shoes. I wanted to wear them, I wanted to strut my stuff in them, I wanted to own them.

So I persevered, I kept on trying, until slowly, gradually I started to notice how they moulded themselves to my feet. They felt soft and comfortable. So comfortable in fact, that I could go for hours and hours wearing them, absorbed, passionate, loving the feel and the fit, never wanting to take them off. Not always though, sometimes I stumbled in those damn shoes, like a ridiculous bambi catwalk model, and I’d take the stupid shoes off and throw them across the floor, swearing I’d never wear them again….

But my husband, my best friend, would gently pick them, and me up, slip the shoes back on my feet, tell me how much they suited me, were the perfect fit, were just perfectly ‘me’. And I’d sigh, and cry, and put the damn shoes back on..But only in private, these were strictly bedroom shoes! Okay, maybe more like house slippers, but definitely not to be worn outside, in public, because then people would know that I was just pretending, just a little girl in grown-up shoes.

“But they’re gorgeous” my man would say, “You need to go out and show them off..” Really? I started to look at myself in the mirror, look at myself wearing Artist’s Shoes, and slowly, gradually I began to believe he was right, maybe they did fit me, maybe they did look kinda cool even? So finally, after many previous abortive attempts, one day, in my 49th year on this planet, I stepped out of the front door wearing my Artist’s Shoes. Because I had decided that I didn’t care any more what people thought of my shoes, for me they were the comfiest shoes I’d ever worn, they were a perfect fit, and they bloody well suited me.